Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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