one might say we're banned from that church
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
tell me about the fingering
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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