People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
