6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Actions speak louder than pants.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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