I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
do herpes really smell.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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