problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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