ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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