you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Randomize
