you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
