I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
