I puked a lego.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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