whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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