Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Randomize
