Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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