your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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