So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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