someone owes me an orgasm
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I think a kid would responsible me up
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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