"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
