so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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