Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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