All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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