me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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