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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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