You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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