she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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