why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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