I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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