Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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