I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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