Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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