new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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