The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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