Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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