okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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