who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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