somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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