Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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