Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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