at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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