Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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