thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Floor bacon is actually really good
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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