It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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