There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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