dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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