I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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