Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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