I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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