Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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