Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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