You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
