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(678): View more from Georgia

you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.

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(416): View more from Ontario

It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.

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(602): View more from Arizona

This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?

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(802): View more from Vermont

There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking

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Omg so it's educational?

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(613): View more from Ontario

IM WEARING A FLAG

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So that's a no to the clothes then

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FLAG

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(818): View more from California

I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic

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(+61): View more from Australia

THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.

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