Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You made out with two different species that night
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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