Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
