i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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