1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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