I puked a lego.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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