You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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