I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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