How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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