He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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