dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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