Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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