I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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