I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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